Politickal Gazetteer Declan McCullagh notes that "Annoying someone via the internet is now a federal crime," punishable by "stiff fines and two years in prison" for those who might as like to write from pseudonym, or, as quoth the Law, "without disclosing his name." Such a Law, sign'd with full Approval by our President, would have made criminal the writings of one Isaac Bickerstaff on his Blog some years ago, and had I been Fool enough to place them Online, would have indeed made crimes of my own public letters against Samuel Chase, among certayn other Letters. So I write, publicly, pseudonymously, and with the full intent to Vex, Annoy, and Bedevil: you, the Signers of Section 113 of H.R. 3402, are truly the Authors of one of the select handful of Idiocy's Immortal Classics.

Very Truly Yours,

Publius