I must say, I'm impressed with this awesome new billboard from McDonalds, which uses a gnomon to indicate which hour of the day corresponds with what high-calorie carb cavalcade offered by that most delectable of fast food vendors. I'm sure the ancient Babylonians would've been impressed, eh? I was thinking how strange it would be if some future archaeologist were to dig up this billboard and start making inferences about the people who erected such a monument. Perhaps those foods are part of some elaborate religious ritual? Who needs wafers and wine when you got Bacon Double Cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke? (Kids, it's okay to put these things in your mouth). I realize that all of you are part of the official church, but, how about expanding those horizons to include paying the Egg Sausage McMuffin its due reverence? Next week: Martin Luther strikes back with the Burger Sun-King Ginormous Egg & Bacon Sandwich Pyramid of Greeza (lard scoops extra).