Coach to be Punished for "Crybaby Award"

Better watch what you write on that student's paper--or you may end as sorry as this middle-school coach who gave a student a "Crybaby Award." Make no mistake--this would-be wit of a Coach is to be duly reprimanded for daring to lower his students' "self esteem" by belittling him with a "gag" trophy because he "whined all the time." The trophy sported a babe apparently in that very act.

Now the student is whining to the administration, and they're not laughing.

Guess I better replace some of my witty banter in my "end comments" on student papers with some "You can do it, champ!" rhetoric. :-)