Well...Guess what. You know how all those curmudgeons who don't know the first thing about linguistics like to talk about the degeneration of our language? How all those kids running around "googling" things are butcherating it? Well, looks like they might have some legal reinforcement now: Everybody's pet rock company is now sending C&Ds to publishers asking them to stop "googling" things. Why? Because it's obviously a violation of Google's trademark. They don't want to be xeroxed into generic oblivion, for God (TM)'s sake. Looks like the little honeymoon with Google as a company run by actual human beings (TM) is over, folks. Now he's fat and drinking too much beer. Ew. Stinky Google.

So, now we can start using Microsoft's totally kick ass search engine? It's wayyyy better than Google. I mean, I'm MSN Searching like all the time. "I was MSN Searching the other day..." Got a nice ring to it, eh? Definitely lacks that sexual allure of "googling," (I still get this image involving latex and a snorkel everytime I hear it), so that's probably a good thing.