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 <title>Pluto not a planet? Oh, you mean like Rhode Island&#039;s not a state?</title>
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 <description>I&#039;m madder than Galileo in a geocentric solar system over this nonsense about Pluto being discriminated against just on account of its small stature.

Let&#039;s get one thing straight. The only reason why a pack of raving former commies in Prague are dissin&#039; Pluto is that it was discovered by a good ol&#039; American, and that makes&#039;m as jealous as Karl Marx at a Wal-Mart executive meeting. I say, we&#039;ve got to step up and defend Pluto&#039;s planetary rights. Because if we don&#039;t, then we might as well declare Rhode Island a county and Washington D.C. as a suburb. What next? Maybe America will return to colony status, since we didn&#039;t clean up the goldarn neighborhood around us (to wit, Canada, Mexico).</description>
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